Thursday, January 3, 2008

Mysteries in Krakow

The first day of 2008 started off interesting.

Joe and I decided that we need to be more intentional about teaching our children Korean and Chinese. So we started the day with a good intention of expanding our kids' language skills. Whenever I spoke to them, I tried to speak in Korean and English. and then Joe would talk to them in Chinese. After about an hour of this madness, Makayla broke down and all of a sudden started to sing really loudly in Polish. This was our cue to stop overloading their brains. She then proceeded to tell us that she is Polish American, mommy Korean American, daddy Chinese American and ethan just American. talk about identity crisis. this should deter us from moving to another random country but we shall see.

There are many mysteries when you live in a foreign country. Partly b/c of language barrier, partly b/c of our ignorance but some things are just plain mysterious.

Oh, before i talk about that, i wanted to ask - is it totally rude not to accept those little things people give and throw at you on facebook? i just don't want to have gazillion applications on my page so i end up not opening it or whatever you have to do. for those who send me thing, it's appreciate it but never gets on my profile page :P but do give me things, i just know that you thought of me. . . . oh, and does it totally drive you nuts that i weave in and out of using capital letters?

Mystery #1 Balloons shrink at ridiculously slow pace here. When we use to get trader joe's balloon in the states, it shriveled by 2nd or 3rd day, if not popped on the way home by Ethan. However, the balloons we got here from McDonald's lasted, no joke, 2 months. It was kept in the kids' playroom indefinitely so we had to actually pop it. hmmmmmmm.

Mystery #2 Eggs are sold unrefrigerated here. This freaked out one of my American friend here to no end. She would talk about it every time we got together - she would joyously share that she discovered a supermarket who would sell them refrigerated. It didn't freak me out so much but it did make me concerned to see stacks of eggs 5 feet high - "how long has this been here?"

Mystery #3 We received this mysterious letter one day. Full of dates and different street addresses. We obviously couldn't figure it out so we thought it was some kind of road construction schedule. That was our guess. When we finally asked Joe's co-worker, this was the answer we got. "The mail tells when the neighborhood priest will visit to bless your home. Jesionowa is Monday, January 7th, starting from 15.00. "Gather your whole family if possible ... prepare a cross, candles, [kropidlo], and holy water. If you don't have holy water, tell the minister who precedes the priest. Shut off your tv and radio. Children should prepare their catechism worksheets." Joe's co-worker is quite a jokester so we were both like "he's kidding, right?" but it was confirmed by our babysitter asking us "so when's the priest coming to your house?" what is a catechism worksheets?????

To end, i would like to share why Mak will never enter the American Idol. WARNING - lower your volume, especially if you're at work!




Translation: "hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon..."

9 comments:

ewhee said...

nice video. mak looks so old now! it's funny how ethan is just american. haha. too cute!

ewhee said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR BTW!

jamie said...

PUHAHAHAHA!!! I thought you had written an English translation of a Polish song that Mak was singing. She's singing in English...definitely safe this for her wedding day.

sojinator said...

This entry made me laugh so much. You're so funny!

Unknown said...

mak is so adorable! thanks for the translation - no offense to mak but first of all, i would have never guessed that she was singing and 2nd, that it was "hey diddle diddle". maybe that's how polish people sing or talk...? you know how sometimes chinese people sound like they're yelling at you...? or maybe it has something to do with joe's influence/effort in teaching her chinese...? :P yeah, i would back off on the multi-language thing - i think she's frustrated and venting through song. ha ha.

gnusharas said...

i thought the same as jamie. i watched the video a few times b4 i figured out mak was singing in english!!! haha!!!
your convo with mak is so hilarious. crazy how a kids mine thinks!

: fish said...

she's smiling on the outside but her yelling/screeching represents something else on the inside, a secret message to us back in the US..."hey diddle diddle the cat in the middle" represents how she feels like a cat caught in the middle of two crazy diddlers like you and joe. i am coming for you mak- i, the cow will jump over the moon to get to you!!

Sojourner said...

when my kid sing nonintelligibly it means "i'm spiting you for all the pressure you give to me..." - mak is growing very nicely:-)
jana refuses to believe she's half whitey (hello?) - she tells people at school that she's Korean American, mom is Japanese, dad is "American". By 7 she knows races, ethnicity, etc, but she doesn't want to accept it, hmmm...
oh yeah, fb, only accept superpoke, x-me, booze mail, funwall and the superwall - the rest is up to you (hehehe)
you need to write an anthology type of a thing with your experience living in poland.

a bebe-shaped friend said...

hahahahah!! i thought she was singing in polish, and after a few times, then i realized it was english!! i guess everyone else had the same problem. haha.